I’m pretty sure I saw him leave early this morning. Said he was gonna patrol the whole neighborhood, he was getting behind on his patrolling, that’s where he’s been all day, so he couldn’t have knocked over your vase, which I know nothing about.
They’ve been declared “living fixed assets.”
Cole & Marmalade, via NTMTOM
(All right, you’ve got this. Remember: smile, eye contact, stick to the script. Hook’em in three seconds. Always be closing. One door at a time. And above all, don’t let them think.)
Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, keep them doggies rollin’…
The Dodo / YouTube, via Murray C.
Headline takes an ominous turn, but it’s cool.
Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via Karen F.
I’m drinking, what’s the problem? (via Andrew Y.)
