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From Dr. Seuss?, by Roy Harryman, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)
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Monkeys
Links: Maybe She’s Born With It
Be honest: Is it me?
New monkey discovered with orange lips in Democratic Republic of Congo
ABC News, via NTMTOM
And you ask yourself: How much more ginger could this be? And the answer is none. None more ginger.
35 Cat Owners Share Their Orange “Children” Online
Bored Panda, via NTMTOM
And finally: Downward Dogpile
Andrew Y. found doggos going ga-ga for yoga.
Omg this is adorable 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/jLKddW37vc
— BooDY🐶 (@Boody11av) June 29, 2026
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Golden monkey (Cercopithecus mitis kandti), by CazzJj, licensed under CC BY 4.0
Monkey Business
The plan was foolproof. At exactly 3:17, the zookeeper would unlock the door, place the key in his pocket, and come down the stairs. For Marvin, weeks of saving banana peels was about to pay off.
Monkey business, by Infomastern, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0