A lot of people eat themselves out of house and home. I think it’s a lot smarter to eat myself into one. (But I need to resist the urge to nibble the roof over my head.)
Pests Mice Rats Etc, by British_Pest_Control_Association, licensed under CC BY 2.0
Today is National Hot Dog Day, the day we get to thank
The portable pup that fills you up, the handy, humble frank
It’s great with mustard and relish, that’s a winner every time
Or chili or ‘kraut, without a doubt. But not ketchup, that’s a crime.
But no matter what we pile on top, we prize what’s underneath
That’s why I say on my hot dog today I want nothing but my teeth!
Jun’s Kitchen is a scrumptious YouTube channel of delightful Asian dishes, prepared by Jun under the watchful eye of his cat Kohaku. Normally the food is for Jun, but in this video, he prepares a special feast for Kohaku in order to stage the most unfair taste test of all time: Will the cat prefer a chicken/seafood souffle to store-bought kibble? The answer may surprise you!*
A five-star submission from Paul P. (* and no, it won’t.)
Dear E-Z Feeder Co:
I am writing to share with you how pleased I am with the E-Z Feeder 2000 that my human just installed in my home. True to its design, your product serves me the precise amount of food that I want at any given moment, while allowing a small amount to trickle into a bowl in case I want a midnight snack later.
That’s gonna be one fat cat, Sharon H.