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And finally: Special Delivery!

https://twitter.com/Belovedpups/status/1049882470009716737

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Alternate Animal Anatomy

What are these parts really called? Twitter’s on it

Pay attention, class, because this will be on the final. In keeping with their educational mission, a number of zoos have joined together to “unscience” cute animals.

For instance, did you know that horns are really called “pokey nubbins”? You do now!

And of course, all baby animals have “teefies.” We should know that.

Here are some otter anatomy terms you otter know.

https://twitter.com/orcoastaquarium/status/1090297512018071552

And while every hippo has a head, only Fiona has a “crown holder.”

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Links: Paging Dr. Barbie

And finally: Rain Bird

https://twitter.com/FluffSociety/status/1089218193938251776

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Otter Baptism

Free-ends, we are gathered at the river today to cleanse sister Eunice Burbles of her earthly sin and welcome her into the First Baptist Church of the Holy Abalone…”

“Can I get an ‘amen’?”

Sender-inner Susan H. writes: “I was at the High Desert Museum near Bend, Oregon, and they have three river otters that love to wrestle with each other. These guys were just hilarious, and I must have taken a hundred pictures of them.”

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