I'm just looking for that special someone to inconvenience. Is that too much to ask?
Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
Wow, we have so much in common!
Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
This was my favorite scene from “Terminator 2,” where the liquid robot goes right through the bars. (via Submitterators 2: Elizabeth G. and Arne.)
Happy cappy takes a nappy.
The Atlantic, via Faye
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...
The Dodo, via Murray C.
(I've needed to pee for the last five minutes.)
Cuteness, via Elaine W.
She just *spoke* up!
Love Meow, via NTMTOM
This polar bear uses so much energy waking up that she needs a nap.
I dunno, that figure seems inflated.
Cincinnati.com, via Lois M.
$@#&!! WE JUST RAKED THAT!!
SoraNews24, via Andrew Y.
With video of mom and teeny baby!
CBC, via Gigi the cat lady
Getting up was the easy part.
ZooBorns, via Murray C.
Yeah, they do that just before they murder you.
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
Since the Fiona 1K story doesn’t have any actual Fiona in it, here’s the Divine Miss F herself being worshiped by some fishy fans. (via Andrew Y.)
Fishy kisses! 🐟😘 The tilapia in Hippo Cove eat the dead skin off of the hippos which keep them clean and free of micro-organisms. #teamfiona pic.twitter.com/wwbKRhOOZi
— Cincinnati Zoo (@CincinnatiZoo) August 8, 2018
Cutetropolis is brought to you today by Polar Paul’s Fish-O-Mat™, for the freshest fish caught and served by our team of polar bears. (Not affiliated with Mrs. Paul’s.)
Via Reddit. (“My uncle, who works on an Arctic research vessel, got an unexpected visitor today.”)