“Yeah, baby, you could say that I’m a chilled, laid-back sort of dog. Got my hipster shades on, just taking it easy. But I’m not as chill as my friend Leroy over here.”

“Dude hasn’t said a word in years. Kinda worried about him.”

The Culver G. Ingenbingen Gallery of Modern Art is pleased to announce its latest exhibition, Splat! a collection of self-portraits by Pomeranian artist Floofio, whose unusual technique involves immersing himself in a vat of paint and then running headlong into the canvas.

Great art requires great sacrifice, Sharon H.

“Look, I know I asked if I could sit a little bit closer to the air conditioner, but this isn’t really what I had in mind.”