Bob Retraces His Steps

(Wow, last night was such a blur. I remember we started the pub crawl at the Tip Top as usual, then I think we had beers at Clancy’s, then we met a bunch of women at this loud disco and they tagged along with us to Tequila Braincell’s for shots, and then somebody yelled “We’re driving to Vegas!” and then I was in this chapel with an Elvis impersonator, and… Oh, no.)

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I just hope I didn’t marry the one with the annoying laugh. (Reddit)

I give it six weeks, Sharon H.

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No Idea What’s in Store

Hello and welcome to PrairieTech, your one-stop store for cellular thinguses, full-spectrum whangdoodles, and other electronic whatchamacallits.

We also carry a complete line of accessories, including scratch-resistant protecto-flaps, multi-voltage dingle-dongles, and I have absolutely no idea what I’m saying.

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Links: Crack Shots

Funny photos, creepy cat masks, dogs you need to see, and red trash panda, in today’s links.

And finally: Red Trash Panda

Harriet just wasn’t cut out for the custodial staff. (via Andrew Y.)

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Links: It’s Actually a Funny Story…

Funny pet stories, otters move to Georgia, girl gets a donkey — all that and more in today’s links.

And finally: The “More Pets, Please” Signal

Message received, more pets incoming! (via Arne)

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