Maru can’t talk, or else he would squawk “Hey, mugumogu, a macaque’s got your Croc.” Instead he just gawks as off the pair walks. He’ll detox from these shocks with a nap in a box.
That knocked off my socks, Andrew Y.
Primates
Marmoset Leave Them Alone
South Korean police intercepted a pair of common marmosets being smuggled into the country from their native Thailand. The babies, which could have sold for about US$6,390 each, are now in the care of Korea’s Institute of Ecology. Just a reminder that exotic animals belong in their native homes, not ours.
Thanks to sender-inner Lisa B.
Who Told You To Stop?
You’ll stop when I’m good and ready! And where’s that waiter with my drink?
Bamboozled Baboon
Egad, sir! What manner of sorcery is this? Your skill at wizardry leaves me agape! I wonder if I might impose upon you to summon forth a banana from the spirit realm, kind sir?
Abrica-dorkable, Brandi K.