“Hey, Mom, can I get the Super Mega Pupotronic Battle Armor so I can be the coolest boy at the dog park and so cats won’t beat me up and because I’ve been really good and it’s only $159.99 including the Bone-Crusha battle axe so can I, huh?

“Hey, Mom, can I get the Super Mega Pupotronic Battle Armor so I can be the coolest boy at the dog park and so cats won’t beat me up and because I’ve been really good and it’s only $159.99 including the Bone-Crusha battle axe so can I, huh?


Elizabeth G. shares two stray goats catching the bus.
A rambunctious puppy is determined to play with a chill kitten. But when that doesn’t happen, it’s time for plan B: Chew the furniture.

You think just because you’re new and cute you can do whatever you want? Just remember, I’m top dog around here.
