“I can’t believe it, man, I’m adopted! Goodbye, shelter and hello, luxury! I’m gonna eat all the kibble, sleep in the best sunbeam, claim the softest bed — and it’s all because you put in a good word for me. Thanks, bro!”

“I can’t believe it, man, I’m adopted! Goodbye, shelter and hello, luxury! I’m gonna eat all the kibble, sleep in the best sunbeam, claim the softest bed — and it’s all because you put in a good word for me. Thanks, bro!”


Bored Panda, via NTMTOM
Bored Panda, via NTMTOM
YouTube, via Dana D.
Elizabeth G. shares two gubbois who keep the airport clear of unscheduled traffic.
Hello, I would like to talk about the importance of keeping your dog properly inflated. If your dog becomes flat and listless (Figure 1) apply air until it returns to proper shape (Figure 2).


Found by Andrew Y. on Ecchs.
“No need to thank me, citizen,” declared the mysterious stranger. “For wherever there’s injustice, I’ll be there. When good dogs struggle to climb stairs or run on their stubby little legs, that’s where you’ll find… The Caped Corgi!”
