Backyard Bargain

Hey, kid. Yeah, you. Got a little proposition for ya, could be a sweet deal for both of us. You take out the trash bin every week, right? Well, let’s just say you “accidentally” leave the lid open next time — hey, it happens — and whatever I find we split fifty-fifty. Think about it, willya?

A raccoon looks at you over a backyard fence, licking its lips
Whaddya mean, you don’t want it? This is prime garbage we’re talking about!

Raccoon, by Photo Cindy, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)

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Photograph of a raccoon lying face down in a bathroom next to the toilet. Superimposed on the image is a photo of a t-shirt with a drawing of the raccoon and the words "trashed panda"

And finally: Is Mine Now

Kitty claims the new baby in this video found by Elizabeth G.

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And finally: Take That, Peter Potamus!

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Grey cat standing next to a sign reading "six months old"

And finally: Relaxed Raccoon

Dana D. shares a raccoon who knows that tipping over that trash bin can wait.

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