“Hello, is this the Human Resources department? I need you to send down a couple dozen more humans right away. Yeah, the ones you sent last week escaped.”
Where do I go to volunteer, Andrew Y.?
Because you rescue people and save lives!
NPR, via Elizabeth G.
And it #&@!ing better have cable TV, ya cheap $#@%&@$#?! son of a &@%#π√$÷¿*₲£®{}
People, via NTMTOM
Love me or I will KEEL you.
GeoBeats / YouTube, via NTMTOM
And they run FAST.
Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via NTMTOM
Why can’t I order THIS at Panda Express?
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
Elizabeth G. shared this once in a lifetime penguin encounter.
I just like it, okay?
The Buffalo News, via Allein
Sure, have you seen a cat’s tongue?
The Dodo / YouTube, via A9
Surprise!
Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
Andrew Y. shares the story of a rescued squirrel showing off her handiwork.
Do continue, I find this all so fascinating. And these — what did you call them? “carrots”? — these carrots just grow in the ground, you say? You wouldn’t happen to have one or two of them handy, would you?
This cutie can have all the carrots, Andrew Y.
