“Look, kid, as your lawyer I’m working hard for you, but you need to give me something to work with here. You claim that a band of ninja elf pirates ate all of the cookies — did anyone else see them? Is there video? Maybe we can get the sentence reduced to time-out served.”
Looks guilty to me, Sharon H.
Isn't it good, Norwegian woods?
Bored Panda, via Faye and Andrew Y.
"If they try to put you in this, scream."
Cuteness, via Elaine W.
From sender-inners Karen F. and AJ, here’s a once-in-a-lifetime video of a sea lion slapping a kayaker with an octopus.
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(Oh wow, I could stare at this kid all day. This is the perfect age, when they smell like talcum powder and just sit there looking at you with those big puppy-kid eyes. Then they start crawling and learn how to pull your tail…)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF7PvPZelvE?rel=0
via Murray C.
Ladies and gentlemen, we take you live to the press conference by the visiting Prime Minister of Babyland, Lady Ophelia Diaperwaddle, who will read a prepared speech, accompanied by a translator. A transcript will be available as soon as we can find someone to translate the translator.
A-bah bah bah bah bah, Murray C.
