Meet Sylvia Sarah Sanderschnossel, the newest student at Hognose School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She’s enrolled in a very unusual major, and if she can graduate, she’ll make history as the first non-wooden magic wand.
Have they ever tried anything on this scale before, Sharon H.?
Excusssse me, there’ssss too much sssstarch in my ssssweater. It’ssss sssso sssstiff I can’t sssseem to sssslither. Ssssomebody ssssend for ssssome ssssscissssors and ssssave me.
The unicorn symbolizes the traits of purity and innocence, which is why everyone thinks it’s a mythical creature. Well, the joke’s on them, because unicorns are everywhere. Since today is National Unicorn Day, let’s celebrate with a look at some recent unicorn sightings.
Dogicorn in Central Park NYC, by andreaarden, licensed under CC BY 2.0
Writers: Are you always second-guessing your work? Constantly erasing, writing, and re-erasing until you find just the right “voice”? Put an end to this paralyzing habit with the NOPEncil™, the writing implement that surrounds the eraser with baby vipers so you’ll be encouraged to keep your hand at the pointy end where it’s safe. From the makers of BackZap™, the keyboard with the electrified backspace key.
I’ll just use a pen, John B. (via Houston Zoo.)