“Yep, Becky Fuzzbottom says that Becky’s mom’s best friend says that only the really special bears get to go there. They get free food and they get to play with toys and learn how to be really smart and stuff. Bet it’s really cool. But you have to wear clothes or they won’t let you in.”

“Well, maybe we could sneak in when nobody’s looking.”

“What, are you suicidal? Those are M2 Browning machine guns in each of those guard towers! Plus they have men with Uzis walking the perimeter, snipers in the trees, and the entire field between here and the complex is full of land mines. Someone is really serious about keeping us out of that place.”

_DSC3600, by Arend Vermazeren, licensed under CC BY 2.0 (here’s the reference if you need it)