Oh, they're too soft to break anything.
15 Corgi Butts That Might Break The Internet
Chewy, via Seymour Butz
Hello? (hello?) Echo! (echo!)
24 Hamster Butts To Get You Through This Day
BuzzFeed, via John Bigbooté
Eh, he won't even miss it.
Crow pulls fur from giant panda’s butt for its nest
China Daily, via Hugh Jass
I've fallen for the pollen!
These Photos Of Bumblebee Butts Will Make Your Day
The Mind Circle, via Chuck E. Cheeks
And finally: Wiggle Waggle
You can tell by the way I use my walk
I’m a corgi dog, and I rock the ‘tock
