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Is Your Water Goose-Tenderized?

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Cutetropolis is brought to you today by AquaHonka™ brand Organic All-natural Goose-Tenderized Bottled Spring Water. If ordinary bottled waters feel rough or scratchy (and now that we’ve planted the idea in your head they will), it’s time to experience the difference that only goose-tenderized water can provide. Every bottle of AquaHonka is tenderized by one of our specially trained geese, who also taste-test the water to make sure it’s perfect.

Source: Goose does “happy dance” in children’s pool by WoodlawnFarms on Rumble, sender-innered by Murray C.

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Stop Hitting Yourself!

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Stop hitting yourself!
Stop hitting yourself!
Stop hitting yourself!

Via Tastefully Offensive.

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The Eternal Struggle of Puppy and Lint Roller

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In the unforgiving walk-in closet of Nature’s majestic realm, different species are often set at cross purposes. In this video, a puppy expresses its displeasure with a lint roller, who has spoiled an afternoon’s work by cleaning the hair he shed all over the sofa. Again and again, the enraged puppy strikes, but the lint roller is unyielding. Weary of the battle, the puppy retreats to seek trash cans it can tip over.

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