“Ouch! Hey! You know, my real mommy carries me gently by the back of my neck.”
“Yeah, well, your real mommy doesn’t have a mouth like a bear trap, so just work with me here, kid.”
Love the helpful nose point at :45, Murray C.
Turn… The Phone… SIDEWAYS!
Tucked In, Tuckered Out
Shout-out to Stephanie for starting a monthly tip, and to Sheila, who along with her generous tip shared my most dreaded nightmare: “Haven’t checked your site in three days as I’ve been without a computer. Computer and I are reunited, and I’m about to enjoy three days worth of Cutetropolis and I feel so happy! Thank you for the joy!” Since today is International Cat Day, let’s enjoy sweet dreams with this kitty sent in by Andrew Y. See you tomorrow!
お父さん、そんな格好で寝ていたら風邪をひきますよ！的なやつ pic.twitter.com/lS4apdJl9d
— 鉄朗と弟たち (@goma_tetsuro) August 2, 2016
Feel the Love
Shouts-out go to Sachi and Birdcage, who also adds “Congrats on the 1000th post! I really appreciate the time and effort that you put into the site. You have added untold levels of cheer and humour to my life. It’s a highlight of every day. A thousand thank-yous!” Thanks to all for the kind words on post 1,000. You make me happier than a donkey being kissed by a bulldog.
Thanks also to sender-inner Paul P.
The Lives of the Explorers
In 1513, the legendary Spanish explorer Juan Ponce de León combed the land that would become Florida, wading through her treacherous swamps and trailer parks, until at last he realized his dream, indeed the dream of all Mankind: finding the legendary Fountain of Woof.
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