Um, Can I Have My Wife Back?

Shout-outs tonight go to April and Sachi for using the tip jar. Thank you very much! Generous readers like you make me so happy, I could hug a chicken! (even if it makes Mr. Rooster jealous.)

I love the way the chicken psychs the kid at 0:05, Arne

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Mom! You Ruin Everything!

I can climb this all by myself, Mom! Quittit! Jeez, you never let me have any fun!

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It’s Bei Bei, the baby panda at the Smithsonian National Zoo, suggested by Maureen and Anyta! Turn up your speakers to hear Bei Bei’s squeakers!

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They Get Really Cranky When It’s Cold

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Photo via Imgur. Video suggested by Lori K.

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A NTMTOM Afterschool Special

This week’s show, “Nip It In The Bud,” follows the cautionary tale of Wilbert Quivverbibble, straight-A senior at Millard Fillmore High School, editor of the student yearbook, volunteer at the local soup kitchen, and three-time champion of the tri-county “Math Massacre” in the Long Division Division. Introduced to catnip at a party by some college hipsters, Wilbert’s perfect life quickly unravels, and soon he can be seen breaking into the local pet store and rolling in its entire stock of catnip toys before being arrested. Don’t let this happen to YOU!

Clean-up on aisle two, Megan W.! More details from YouTube: “This cute cat entered the pet store by accident and had the time of his life rolling around in all the catnip toys!”

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