Don’t get me wrong, I really enjoy riding the swan boats at the park. But they just steer themselves in random directions. It’s like they had a mind of their own.
What Is This I Don’t Even
Put on a Catty Face
Cats: They fill our lives with joy and our Internet with memes, but what are they really like? Tonight on Undercover Adventures, our investigative reporter infiltrates a cat colony to learn about the secret world known only to cats themselves, with the help of an English-to-Cat phrasebook and a lifelike disguise created by our cat consultant.
Wait, which one’s the real cat, Sharon H.? (Via Stand-up Librarian Meredith Myers on Facebook.)
Links: Doggy Yoda
Winning dog photos, plus reluctant cat dads, Instagram pigs, and a lotta cuddly otters.
And finally: Race to Extinction
And out of the starting gate, it’s Chomper Room in first, followed by Toothsayer, Jurassic Dork, Beyond My Reach and Predatory Lender! (via Elizabeth G.)
Do These Pants Make My Shell Look Big?
Look, sonny, just because I’m 85 years young that doesn’t mean I can’t look stylish. So I got a pair of mom jeans. Or, in my case, great-great-great-grandmom jeans.
I’m sure we all have questions, Arne (or whoever sent this in).