Meet Sylvia Sarah Sanderschnossel, the newest student at Hognose School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She’s enrolled in a very unusual major, and if she can graduate, she’ll make history as the first non-wooden magic wand.
Have they ever tried anything on this scale before, Sharon H.?
Excusssse me, there’ssss too much sssstarch in my ssssweater. It’ssss sssso sssstiff I can’t sssseem to sssslither. Ssssomebody ssssend for ssssome ssssscissssors and ssssave me.
Writers: Are you always second-guessing your work? Constantly erasing, writing, and re-erasing until you find just the right “voice”? Put an end to this paralyzing habit with the NOPEncil™, the writing implement that surrounds the eraser with baby vipers so you’ll be encouraged to keep your hand at the pointy end where it’s safe. From the makers of BackZap™, the keyboard with the electrified backspace key.
I’ll just use a pen, John B. (via Houston Zoo.)
The Anne Geddes of cats.
Imgur, via Me
I just wanted to VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! Like a baby stoat!
BBC, via Me
A skosh more room in the seat and thigh, please.
The Independent, via Koixa
After your dog chases them up the tree, my dog gets them down.
The Guardian, via Laura H.
Inspired by emojis, a snake breeder has developed a python with smiles on its skin. It’s just a one-off, however — he’s not ready for full scale production. (via Elizabeth G.)
