Here at Kitten Testing Labs, our scientists and technicians research new ways to make kittens sproingier, sillier, and most of all, safer. That’s why we subject every kitten to a rigorous 24-point testing regimen that includes jumping, cornering, landing on four feet, and in this video, braking.
May need to send that one back for calibration, Paul P.
I’m a bird who flies alone, baby. Those other pigeons can just flock off, because I go where I like and do what I want. There ain’t no such thing as “pigeon proof” to this free bird, sweetheart. Deal with it.
You need to watch this amazing video very closely, because although it starts with two cute dogs roughhousing, in a moment one of them will actually disappear! Without a trace! Poof, gone! How is it done? Magic!
“I see intrigue and romance in the days ahead. You will meet a man with one blonde eyebrow who will become obsessed with you. He will offer you a suitcase full of pastry dough, which you must not accept, as it is not his to give. This will only infatuate him further and he will invite you on a sea voyage, which will turn out to mean the swan paddle boats down at the park. It will be dutch treat.”