All the cute animals you crave: puppies, kittens, hamsters, hedgehogs, squid, ducklings, bunnies, raccoons, womba–All right, who added “squid”?
“Avast there, innkeeper! What be your meaning in serving me this watery bilge and calling it grog? Why, this swill only be fit to serve to a mangy dog! Wait, I arrrr a dog!”
Talk Like a Pirate Pug (SNORT!), by Kristin "Shoe" Shoemaker
Turn your speakers up to catch every purr as kitten Mutsu soaks up cuddles and scritches from his devoted human and keeps his motor running the whole time.
Found by sender-inners Gigi the cat lady and Murray C.
A centuries-old tradition continues with the changing of the Cat Guard.
“Helm, take us to warp factor two. Set your course for the Gamma Quadrant. Shields up and ready photon torpedoes. Steady as she goes, Mister Sulu.”
Via Reddit.