Harold Humphlephumph, having been found guilty of aggravated grumpiness, willful and persistent scowling, and disapproval with intent to cause extreme mental distress, you are hereby sentenced to the MacGregor County Correctional Facility until you cheer up.
All right, let’s get this straight: I am a bunny. That is an egg. You take the egg and soak it in colored water, and then I hide it somewhere. Let’s not have a repeat of last year’s fiasco, in which somebody (not naming any names) dyed me bright green and hid me in the shed for an hour.
Police are warning citizens to look out for a gang that calls itself “Flower Power.” These bunnies reportedly surround a victim and glare disapprovingly until he hands over his wallet and car keys.
From Deb M. via the Twitter page of @evo3183, where you can see more of these cuties.
Many people wonder why we bunnies are so perpetually disapproving. No matter how well you feed us, how gently you cuddle us, how much of your sad pointless lives you spend on our care, we remain pouty and aloof. Allow me to set the record straight: we appreciate all that you do for us. We just have “resting grump face.”