“No need to thank me, citizen,” declared the mysterious stranger. “For wherever there’s injustice, I’ll be there. When good dogs struggle to climb stairs or run on their stubby little legs, that’s where you’ll find… The Caped Corgi!”

“No need to thank me, citizen,” declared the mysterious stranger. “For wherever there’s injustice, I’ll be there. When good dogs struggle to climb stairs or run on their stubby little legs, that’s where you’ll find… The Caped Corgi!”

Imagine you’re a kitten. Eyes just open, legs still wobbly, and your babysitter for the afternoon is a soft warm golden retriever. Well, naturally you’re going to snuggle him.

“Trust not your eyes, young apprentice,” said the wise monk, “for the eyes can deceive. Only with your nose will you find that which you seek.”


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