“Hey, Mom, can I get the Super Mega Pupotronic Battle Armor so I can be the coolest boy at the dog park and so cats won’t beat me up and because I’ve been really good and it’s only $159.99 including the Bone-Crusha battle axe so can I, huh?
I promise I won’t ask for anything else… this week. (Reddit)
Of course, you can have whatever you want.
Kids everywhere are the same. Gotta have the latest and greatest. Also applies to grown up men who are still about age 10 deep inside.