Scientists at the Federal Research Institute for Electrical Development (FRIED) have announced an energy-saving breakthrough in time for the holiday decorating season: A golden retriever specially bred to produce enough static electricity to power a string of lights for up to four hours.
Ernie Pooh is a large pile of cotton with a dog inside.
Ernie Pooh lives in a magical land with other sentient cotton piles.
Ernie Pooh must inspect all electronic equipment.
Ernie Pooh will not be intimidated by Samurai Bear.
Ernie Pooh is into some really freaky stuff.
Good night, Ernie Pooh!
Ernie Pooh was sent in by Andrew Y.
This holiday, give your loved ones the perfect gift and save tedious gift-wrapping time by giving the self-wrapping corgi.
Reader Judith L. shares a story: “Comanche, the 150-lb Mastiff, was so comfortable at a party last night that she decided to lie down among the humans in her kitchen. I asked her dad if I could put my headband on her, and this is the pic that resulted. She looks unhappy, but I think she liked being a princess for 30 seconds. Then she ate the headband.”