Here are your instructions. Follow them exactly if you wish to live. The tea must be infused for precisely two minutes, eighteen seconds before adding two teaspoons of yak’s milk. The cookie must have an even number of chocolate chips; remove any strays. Place the tea and cookie on the center floorboard above the pit. Do not look into the pit. When you hear an unearthly gurgling sound, back away slowly while repeating “This we offer in humility and fear.”
I assume this job has full benefits, Cheryl S.
