Time to play “Let’s Make a Deal,” with your host, Maru Hall and his lovely assistant Hana. Will Maru choose door number one, two, or three? It doesn’t matter, because they all contain his favorite prize: dark, gloomy confinement.
The not-dressed-yet kitty is back and bundled up for Caturday! Reader/submitter Squiddy writes: “This is the same kitty as in Wait, I’m Not Decent!, this time all dressed up and cozy for winter. She looks so snug and… normal.”
The moment he joined that dating service for mad scientists, I knew there’d be trouble. Get a normal girl, I told him. One who likes sports. But no, it had to be her, because of their “shared interests.” They’ve been up in that attic for weeks now, he tinkering with his cloning machine, she perfecting her shrink ray. And now they’ve really done it. The fools. The mad fools. They’ll doom us all — or at least all of us under three feet.
Jeff Goldblum tried to warn us, Sharon G. and Gigi the cat lady, via Reddit.