They Can’t Just Make Out Like a Normal Couple?

The moment he joined that dating service for mad scientists, I knew there’d be trouble. Get a normal girl, I told him. One who likes sports. But no, it had to be her, because of their “shared interests.” They’ve been up in that attic for weeks now, he tinkering with his cloning machine, she perfecting her shrink ray. And now they’ve really done it. The fools. The mad fools. They’ll doom us all — or at least all of us under three feet.

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they SHOULD!

Jeff Goldblum tried to warn us, Sharon G. and Gigi the cat lady, via Reddit.

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