You can tell when she calls you by your full name, like: “Herbert Bertrand Stewart Poindexter Aloysius Jiffypop Nimrod Squirtle Zamboni Blayvin Glockenspiel O’Mulliganstein the Third, where have you been?!”
Somebody’s getting sent to his room, Elizabeth G.
Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
News4SanAntonio, via Karen F.
Life, uh, finds a way.
Love Meow, via AJ
I know I’m just a lowly housecat, but deep down I feel like I was meant to be a lion. I can just see myself crouching in the tall grass, leaping at unsuspecting prey, then basking in the sun after the hunt. Basically the stuff I do as a cat, only bigger.
It’s because my face says “Don’t mess with me.”
New York Times, via AJ
So serve. Very protect.
SoraNews24, via Andrew Y.
We’re a matched set.
Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
File me under “Fabulous.”
People, via NTMTOM
We all have that one friend who’s a noisy eater. (via Elizabeth G.)
