Breaking News: Researchers at the Institute for Mad Science announced the successful creation of the first “hortoise,” a tortoise/hare hybrid. “This is a breakthrough,” said a spokesperson. “At last, an animal that can win a race with itself.”
Place your bets, Thérèse B.
“So what’s this guy up to?”
“Looking for rabbits. Been here a while, too.”
“What’s a rabbit?”
“I think that’s us.”
“Should we say something?”
“Nah.”
撮影をしていると雨宿りをしに来てくれたうさぎさんたち🐰🐰
— うさぎ写真家 uta (@utajima) May 21, 2026
ぶるぶる💦💦💦 pic.twitter.com/8DPrTR9WN3
Via Andrew Y.
Bunny butt!
Aug 27 2020A61I1212, by Tanque Verde, licensed under CC BY 2.0
A bit of om-nom-nom action via Andrew Y.
咀嚼音がうるさい人は苦手
— うさぎのもか (@moca_usa_mofu) May 8, 2026
うさぎだけは例外 pic.twitter.com/ZH5PfAO11L
“So that’s two Hoppy Meals, one large carrot sticks, a twelve-piece Timothy McNuggets, and an apple juice. Anything else?”
