You just missed them! They came barreling in through the dog door, one of them had a bottle of Jack Daniels, and they just start tearing through the house, knocking over books, dumping food on the floor, just making a huge mess! They even ripped up a whole box of tissue! And then just before you showed up, they put everything back and ran away. Except the tissue. Yeah, that’s what happened.
Via Imgur.
Elves have left the building!
HAH! 😀 😀 😀
Ha!
Oh, good one, Patris! 😀
One tried to give me Money for a bribe.
Two tried to Show me how to play along.
Three tried To Get Ready for,
Go! Cat! Go!
It was the cat all along! I’m just a Hound Dog, don’t put me in that Jailhouse.
Ooh, Patris, that one stings. :0
It sure did, in the best way! (And welcome to the site, new commenter!)
I love when dogs won’t make eye contact with you bc they’ve done something wrong.
Yep, I believe it. Elves are devilish! 🙂
Sort of related….is anyone else creeped out by elf on the shelf? It veers too close to puppets and marionettes which everyone knows are FREAKY!
Puppets and marionettes are kin to clowns and ventriloquists’ dummies [shudder]… evil little things.
Elves on shelves are just, well, creepy. Like NSA for the kindergarten brigade.
Elf on the shelf is creepy, it has vibes of 1984 Big Brother watching kids all the time.
In Québec we play the game differently, elves don’t sit on shelves spying on the kids, they play tricks, like putting the kids shoes in the fridge or moving stuff around. The kids get up in the morning and run around looking for the trick the elf played on them.
That’s much better.
I agree, the Quebec version is way better!
The entrepreneur show Shark Tank had a fellow who had created a Hanukkah version, the “Mensch on the Bench” 😀
My favorite bit of Elf on the Shelf genius was the picture I saw on Facebook last week where the elf had a “broken leg” in a cast and therefore would not be able to move for the next couple weeks. That mom/dad is brilliant.
Thank you for posting this picture! It reminds me that my new naughty rescue puppy is just being a puppy. She spent her first year on a six foot chain in a pile of poo, so she didn’t get much chance to be a puppy, and now she’s making up for it! No item, edible or not, is safe from her chewing! A good reminder they all go through that phase and to not get exasperated.
Then again, maybe it was just elves. Creepy, creepy elves.
Cheers!
Blessings on you and your kind heart Mr. Max.
I would love to give your puppy a nice, “sit” then some wiggle inducing scritches.
Mr. Max best of luck with your rescue. If you provide love, patience and LOTS OF CHEW TOYS you will see improvement in six months. Give us an update. ?
Same story, Polish version (hope the link works, I’m totally technolgically challenged)
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Yep, link works, and THOSE are some bizarro, creepy elves!!
FYI, what doggie says is ‘and the flew away.’ The cartoon is by Psie Sucharki.
So funny!! Peeing, pillow humping, shoe eating, wall scratching. Sounds like flying elves to me.