They say I have a sixth sense, but I ain’t no Nostrildamus, I’m just a gumshoe with the gumption to stick his nose in other peoples’ business. I can smell a rat a mile away, that’s how I can sniff out the truth. Sure, it stinks sometimes, but I wouldn’t have it any odor way.
Via Imgur.
Predictions by Nostril-damus
http://archive.fresnobeehive.com/2013/09/26/predictions-by-nostril-damus/
LOL! 😀 😀 😀
You mean that’s not how everyone does it? (People here are looking at me funny for laughing out loud. Nostril dames! Hah! Can’t help it! )
Uproarious laughter ensues!?
A new species of dogwood, Cornus canidae.
Nostrildamus! Too funny!!
Nostrildamus! 😀
Goin for the gold. As my grandpa used to say.
I’ll boop that and raise you twenty.
Hey NTMTOM, do you by chance listen to old timey radio programs? My favorite channel on my Sirius/XM radio is called Radio Classics and plays all sorts of old shows. I love the old detective stories, and you definitely channel the writing on many of those. Like Richard Diamond, Broadway is My Beat, Yours Truly Johnny Dollar and suchlike. Just wondering if that’s where you get your inspiration. =)
I have enjoyed them in the past. I’ve heard several episodes of Johnny Dollar, and that has influenced me a bit, along with Garrison Keillor’s “Guy Noir” character from “A Prairie Home Companion.”
Love Guy Noir. Nostril Domus! Bhahaha!
The Shadow Nose!
You are wonderful!
That comes under the category, “Why didn’t I think of that!” Very, good – nay, excellent – Gigi.
Well done!