Jumbo Box o’ Cray-Cray

Are you looking for a way to liven up your lifestyle? Excitement is just a postage stamp away, when you join the Lunatic of the Month Club! Our experts comb the globe to bring you only the choicest crazies, eccentrics, and whackadoodles. As our gift just for joining, we’ll sent you five huskies who’ve had too much coffee absolutely free!

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37 thoughts on “Jumbo Box o’ Cray-Cray

  1. allein June 30, 2016 / 10:49 am

    Wow, they have a subscription box for everything these days.

    • Smartypants June 30, 2016 / 12:33 pm

      Now with extra Derp!

      • Alison June 30, 2016 / 12:37 pm

        Do I have to pay extra for that? ?

        • Smartypants June 30, 2016 / 4:32 pm

          The Derp is free, but you have to pay shipping & handling 😀

          • Alison June 30, 2016 / 6:33 pm

            But if you call now you get two boxes for the price of one and a basket of kittens at no extra charge!

  2. Murray C. June 30, 2016 / 11:11 am

    Yeah, BarkBox (is that the right name? BarkPost? – heck, I dot know) has nothin’ on these guys.

  3. sixkatlady June 30, 2016 / 11:17 am

    I wanna know how someone was able to get those five silly heads to sit in the box long enough to get a photo. They are soooo cute!!

  4. Gigi_the cat lady June 30, 2016 / 12:14 pm

    They are singing :

    I’m a whackadoodle doggy
    Whackadoodle do or die
    A real life puppy of my Uncle Sam
    Born on the 4th of July ….

    • allein June 30, 2016 / 12:23 pm

      ?????
      ?????

    • Smartypants June 30, 2016 / 12:32 pm

      Well done Gigi! 😀

    • sugitomo June 30, 2016 / 9:30 pm

      A new holiday tradition — fireworks and box of whackadoodle puppies!

  5. Julie June 30, 2016 / 12:35 pm

    “Whackadoodle” made me think of this….

    On a cold winter night years ago, a couple came into my store and asked if I wanted a dog. The GF looked upset and the BF said that if they couldn’t get someone to take the dog, they were going to drive into the country and dump it. I think the BF was making the GF get rid of her small dog because he clearly had a small penis.

    I told them to bring me the dog and I would figure it out. His name was Milo and he was a beautiful little Pom mix. Unfortunately, I had my chihuahua with me and my dog and other dogs don’t mix, so there was the problem of getting them both home in the same car.

    I decided to go it “hamster style” and put Milo in a large cardboard box with air holes. So we made the box, put Milo in it and taped it shut. In 2 seconds, Milo had his head sticking out of the box (only his head) and gave us this look that said “…that was a fun game. Are we going to play again?” It looked like a real life whack-a-doodle game (only with no whacking).

    My only regret is that I didn’t take a picture of it. The next day, I took Milo to a rescue group that swore to me that they would keep him until he was adopted. 3 months later, a lady in Cleveland called to let me know that she adopted Milo.

    • allein June 30, 2016 / 12:37 pm

      Sounds like she shoulda’ gotten rid of the boyfriend…

      • Julie June 30, 2016 / 12:42 pm

        Ha ha. Yes, I agree with you on that!

        • Faye June 30, 2016 / 12:52 pm

          I bet the Pom mix had a bigger penis than the BF. You did a good deed. Sadly, the GF was probably ditched shortly thereafter.

          • Julie June 30, 2016 / 1:00 pm

            Well, I didn’t see Milo’s penis, but you are probably right :-).

            • Murray C. June 30, 2016 / 4:02 pm

              I love this conversation! And, yes, it’s the BF that should’ve been ditched – probably was after a while and now she regrets giving up Milo.

              • Smartypants June 30, 2016 / 4:34 pm

                I agree – if someone says “It’s me or the dog”…keep the dog.

                • Laura June 30, 2016 / 4:59 pm

                  That’s how we ended up with Sebastian the cocker spaniel — except it was the wife of many years who said “It’s me or the dog,” not a girlfriend who could be dumped. 🙁 But we’re very happy, Sebastian’s original human is very happy, and Sebastian is very happy, so it’s a win/win/win, right?

                  • Julie June 30, 2016 / 6:16 pm

                    Yes, you are right, it is a win/win/win, because Milo ended up somewhere he was wanted. Hopefully the GF figured out that what she wants should be equally important in a relationship.

                    • Faye June 30, 2016 / 7:03 pm

                      Exactly!

              • Kar June 30, 2016 / 8:51 pm

                That is such a red flag.

                If your significant other can’t tolerate a freakin’ small dog for attention, that’s a bad sign.

                I love how women’s shelters are now taking pets. Asshats are holding the animals over their sign others because they’re basically the ‘children’ in the situations.

                asshats.

    • Gigi_the cat lady June 30, 2016 / 2:11 pm

      That is how we got our pom Jeanie when I was a kid, except it was the GF that was jealous of the dog, seems the guy took the dog everywhere even in bars (she loved beer). My dad was at the garage one day and this guy said his GF told him it was her or the dog and she wouldn’t mary him if he kept the dog. So my dad brought the dog home and we had her for more than 10 years, best dog we ever had, the guy should have dumped the GF!!

      • Julie June 30, 2016 / 6:23 pm

        If that were a Hallmark Channel movie, we would flash forward 5 years and the guy would be miserable because he realized he was always having to change himself for his wife and he would think back to that fateful day he gave up his beloved dog. And then the movie would cut to the dog, living the good life – fat & happy, getting belly rubs, chewing on a bone, running after squirrels. 🙂

  6. Duckie June 30, 2016 / 12:54 pm

    I love how the dark areas around husky puppy eyes makes them look even more cray-cray!

  7. margaret June 30, 2016 / 1:06 pm

    Where can I sign up!! Now!!

  8. Muppet2171 June 30, 2016 / 1:26 pm

    Ok…who ate the front one’s ears? When they’re that cray,it can be dangerous!

    • -J June 30, 2016 / 3:57 pm

      I can see part of the front one’s right ear – kind of folded over by his sibling behind him. I kind of want to sign up for this, if only to see them tire out whoever keeps stealing my packages. . . . .

    • Duckie June 30, 2016 / 8:38 pm

      Looks like the sibling is eating the ear.

  9. amyliz June 30, 2016 / 2:21 pm

    Wow, those are some intense (but beautiful) eyes!

    • jerzowa June 30, 2016 / 4:41 pm

      Yes, blue laser eyes! Love!

  10. Faye June 30, 2016 / 7:07 pm

    Dogs with blue eyes always make me think there’s a person inside.

    Say in Jack Nicholson voice: “Huskies?” “You can’t handle the Huskies”!!

  11. Kar June 30, 2016 / 8:53 pm

    Cute puppies. Do you think that they’d play fetch with me?

    • Catwhisperer July 1, 2016 / 10:52 am

      I used to have a husky. They’re not much into fetching, in general.

  12. sugitomo June 30, 2016 / 9:32 pm

    It’s like they’re all doing the Jack Nicholson in The Shining (coming thru the door) face.

    • 6rabbits June 30, 2016 / 11:24 pm

      YES! A little unnerving, really. The eyes are such a beautiful blue…they just look like they’re gonna pop out of their heads!

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