Protection Rack-cat

“It’s a nice kitchen you’ve got here, lady. Doing all right for yourself, aren’t you? It sure would be a shame if anything … bad was to happen here. I mean, accidents happen all the time — there you are, pouring yourself a nice cup of coffee, when BANG! Hand grenade. Happens every day. That’s why me and my brother here have a little business proposition for you.”

It’s an offer you can’t refuse.

Via Imgur.

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23 thoughts on “Protection Rack-cat

  1. allein 🐾 August 23, 2016 / 8:47 am

    I’m sorry, I find it hard to take a man cat seriously when he’s wearing a polka-dot fox bib.

    • Murray C. August 23, 2016 / 3:05 pm

      You have to admit, it goes with his eyes. And, I just realized, it’s reversible!

      • allein 🐾 August 23, 2016 / 3:07 pm


  2. EAG46 August 23, 2016 / 9:05 am

    It’s Luigi and Dino Vercotti in cat form!

      • Murray C. August 23, 2016 / 10:07 am

        And you did, Mike, you did.

    • D B August 23, 2016 / 10:15 am

      Exactly! “We can guarantee you that not a single armoured division will get done over, for fifteen bob a week.”

  3. Julie August 23, 2016 / 9:07 am

    Kitty is mad about the bandana.

  4. Jeannine Pope-Carter August 23, 2016 / 9:09 am

    The front kitty is so grumpy and so lusciously chubby that I am more delighted than afraid. The little one behind him looks like he’s saying, “Yeah, whatever he said! And…ask for noms!”

  5. Gigi the cat lady August 23, 2016 / 10:29 am

    Those two could get wathever they wanted from me. I’m the proverbial sucker born every minute

    • Arne August 23, 2016 / 4:15 pm

      If you’re born every minute, how many of you are there?

  6. debg August 23, 2016 / 10:34 am

    Don’t let my cats see this! After all the work I’ve done on my kitchen!

    Sitting at my desk laughing my head off–again. Perfect timing, Mike.

    • allein 🐾 August 23, 2016 / 10:39 am

      I was half expecting the picture to be your kitchen before I scrolled down!

      • Duckie 🐥 August 23, 2016 / 12:08 pm

        Same here.

        • debg August 23, 2016 / 12:13 pm

          True story: when I renovated a kitchen in my former house, back in 2013, the flooring didn’t even last 24 hours before it got dinged. One of my cats knocked over a heavy glass vase that broke and gouged the new luxury vinyl planks. We’re already doing better this year!

  7. JenDeyan August 23, 2016 / 10:41 am

    Whoa. If that’s his front-eye, I’d hate to see his side-eye.

  8. Flowerfanatic August 23, 2016 / 10:47 am

    These are 2 very beautiful Silver Tabby American Shorthairs. Love their markings. They do look like (especially the front one) that they’re being forced to do something they don’t totally agree with. Typical cat behavior. If they didn’t plan it, it’s beneath their dignity!!

    • Murray C. August 23, 2016 / 3:06 pm

      Are they unusually large? Either that or they’re sanding on a very small table.

      • Laura August 23, 2016 / 11:33 pm

        I think it’s partially forced perspective — the cross kitty is so close to the camera, and the other one not far behind him, that it makes everything else seem smaller by comparison.

  9. Smartypants August 23, 2016 / 5:02 pm

    It’s the cat version of Butch from “Gotham” – right down to the expression, LOL.

  10. Faye August 23, 2016 / 6:08 pm

    I’ll cough up what ever they are looking for. Hairball you say? Well not that. But whatever else…

  11. 6rabbits August 23, 2016 / 10:46 pm

    If the front cat was orange, he could be Garfield!

  12. Kar August 24, 2016 / 1:51 am

    Not exactly the Krays are they? Kray-kray definitely though

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