Know Your Strange Beasts

The Two-Headed Hulking Floof is a furry beast with two heads, massive muscular shoulders yet surprisingly skinny arms, and a scaly torso with tentacle-like legs (not pictured). It likes to hide behind sofas, where it whispers contradictory sweet nothings into the ears of anyone who sits nearby.

“You are a radiant vision of beauty…” “You’ve got a really great personality.”

Sharon H.

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19 thoughts on “Know Your Strange Beasts

  1. allein ? January 10, 2017 / 2:33 pm

    I’ll take two.

    • Ricky’s Mom January 10, 2017 / 6:21 pm

      I’d settle for one. I can use all the sweet nothings I can get.

  2. Faye January 10, 2017 / 2:51 pm

    Omgosh. So sympatico. Once you see the shoulders it cannot be unseen.

    How do they decide who’s on top.

    • allein ? January 10, 2017 / 3:50 pm

      The top head appears to be slightly smaller, which seems logical.

      • Faye January 10, 2017 / 4:27 pm

        Ahhh! Seniority.

  3. Murray C. January 10, 2017 / 3:24 pm

    I B Laffin’

  4. Smartypants January 10, 2017 / 3:45 pm

    Double Catbeard!

  5. patris January 10, 2017 / 4:00 pm

    That looks like the warmest, cuddliest, bitiest scarf ever.

  6. Faye January 10, 2017 / 4:28 pm

    I wonder if the do double catloaf too!

  7. Duckie ? January 10, 2017 / 6:19 pm

    “We value your patronage.”
    “The cheque is in the mail.”
    “Of course I’m listening.”

  8. Duckie ? January 10, 2017 / 7:16 pm

    Just received word that my application for funding was denied, because my husband made too much in 2015. The fact that we are in debt to our eyebrows and he is out of work right now has no bearing on their decision. So I had to withdraw from the class.
    I sometimes wonder if the “higher education” I am supposedly receiving is in bureaucracy.
    ?

    • Murray C. January 10, 2017 / 7:23 pm

      Ah, Duckie – that’s too bad, I’m so sorry. Were you going to take another class? It sounded like after the poetry class that you’d decided to forego taking classes. I hope something turns in your favor soon.

      • Duckie ? January 10, 2017 / 9:59 pm

        Thanks, Murray, but I’m beginning to think that the only things in my favour now are my husband and this website.

        • Murray C. January 10, 2017 / 10:07 pm

          Well, as much as we can we’ll try to be here for you, right guys??? I hope hubby can find something to keep you afloat and make life happier for you.

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike January 10, 2017 / 10:49 pm

      I’m so sad to hear this. It’s a shame that such irrelevant factors should come into play on decisions like these. 🙁

    • DebG January 11, 2017 / 9:59 am

      So sorry, Duckie. Can you appeal the decision? Our financial aid office used to allow appeals.

    • Emsthemonster January 11, 2017 / 11:19 am

      I am so sorry to hear it, Duckie. My kittens are sending the warmest comforting purrs to you.

  9. Doug January 11, 2017 / 8:16 am

    I do not remember see that one in “Da Book” .. Must be in the updated version.

  10. JenDeyan January 11, 2017 / 9:32 am

    They look so comfy.

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