Congratulations on purchasing Mama Himalaya’s Instant Yetiβ’! Follow these simple instructions to create an enormous menacing snow monster of your very own!
- Empty contents of Miracle Yeti Powder packet into growing chamber.
- Add four cups of warm water and stir.
- Close chamber lid and wait four hours.
Important: Do not open chamber lid for at least four hours. Opening the chamber early will interrupt the growth process and your yeti will emerge smaller and less fearsome than expected.
OMG – I want a yeti so badly! AND I AM TOTALLY GOING TO PEEK EARLY!!!!
I think this could be a money maker
Aw, puppy, you are a fearsome yeti!
“Aren’t you a little short to be a Yeti-pooper? err Trooper”
And if you buy today you’ll get two for the price of one!
It looks like there’s room for two in there, although it would be cozy (just the way puppies like it).
I’ll have a Large Decaf Double Yeti with White Mocha Syrup over ice to go! (Grabs armfuls of free napkins and runs.) These Yetis are going to be messy. I know from recent experience.
I bet you do! Lucky you.
Great find, Gigi. Those adorable doggie haunches!
Grrr I will need to wait 4 long hours π As I am a monster already, I might scare a cute baby yeti away. But I think a fully grown yeti and me are equally fearsome, so it will work like that! Iam just hoping our vet took courses in yeti treatment as well at the university.
I assume that requires an exotic animal vet…
Once at the vet’s waiting room, I was waiting together with a guy and his two children. When the vet called out their puppy’s name, the guy realised he had left the puppy at home and brought the kids instead π Unfortunately Mr vet did not examine humans.
oops…
Classic! ?
I had a friend who had had her cat so long that when the baby arrived she kept saying she had to take it to the vet, instead of the pediatrician.
? HAH!
Too good. But how embarrassing. I’ll bet the kids will NEVER let him forget – 40 years from now at every family gathering out comes the forgot the puppy story.
I’d like a yeti, too.
π It was so difficult to keep a straight face even for the vet π
Just sent this linky to one of my designers, who’s planning a knitted yeti stuffy in red jammies. She’s going to laugh her head off.
When exactly should one “peek” to get that size yeti?
The Cuteness Quotient is very, very high on this Yeti.
Snerk! Love this little yeti and I bet he’s oh so fierce too.