Whenever Maru has a toy in his mouth, he must knead, says Mugumogu. That’s because the so-called “toy” is in reality a mind-control device from the alien civilization of Pizza Planet, who plan to conscript all of Earth’s cats into their dough-making slave army. (This is all on InfoWars, people. Study it out.)
Is my tinfoil hat on straight, Andrew Y.?
Judge Napolitano said it, so it must be true!
*golf clap*
I would happily join all the cats on Pizza Planet. And mugumogu needs to dress up Maru in a full-on Italian get-up for one of these pizza dough vids.
This proves it – Comet Pizza in DC is an alien outpost.
We need to “self-investigate”!
Alternative Truth™ – we must find it. And once we have it, we never having to admit being wrong again, ever.
I love Maru ❤?
And we “knead” Maru >:3 <3
There's a photo exhibit for Maru's new book, and they made life sized Maru and Hana pillows. I want the Maru one so bad 🙁 …but they're not for sale, of course. They're only there for people to take pictures with, since Maru and Hana won't be there.
http://sisinmaru.com/2017/03/15/%e3%81%be%e3%82%8b%e3%81%a7%e3%81%99%e3%80%82-2305/
Ohhh, the Maru and Hanna necklaces are wonderfully awful! I could work one on casual Fridays.
And there’s a French version of “I Am Maru” – that adds an extra layer of awesome!
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Yup!
I love the key chain!!
There’s some Maru and Hana merch, though: key chains and what look like bracelets to me. I suppose they could be choker necklaces for people who don’t mind being choked IRL.
Maru is a serious kneader – he even gets one hind paw to work.
“Let me [take a deep, angry breath] tell you about tin foiled hats: aluminum actually AMPLIFIES and fine-tune the radio signals in the 1.2 and 2.6 Ghz bands. You know what those bands are used for – mobile communication and satellite to earth transmissions! There you have it – FCC is in on the alien plot to turn not just our cats, but us as well, into demons, DEMONS!
And one more thing, to be fully effective as a Faraday cage it must be a full-faced helmet that covers the entire head. So many people are ignorant of that and lose their free will as a result – sad.”
– Alex Jones.
Geez – thanks for the heads up!
I’m going with ‘Dance like the microwave isn’t watching!’ seen this past week. 😀
I’d actually sleep better at night knowing the “man from microwave” was in fact still running things as it is being alleged 🙂
He looks like he has an old-timey cartoon bomb fuse.
And I’ll take a kneady kitty over a needy person any day.