Of all the warriors of feudal Japan, none were more feared than the Paper Tigers, an elite origami kill squad. Able to fold themselves into small discreet packages, they could hide in plain sight or mail themselves to unsuspecting victims. Beware! That letter you’re about to open could be a missive from the emperor, or it could be… sudden death!
Domo arigato, John B.
I’ll be checking my mailbox incessantly.
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!
Oh wait .. sorry .. Wrong Samurai .. This is Samurai Kat, not Jack
Verwy vewry scawry!
Paper Tigers will fold in the presence of Sushi Sloth
Wow. How would you even begin to figure out how to do that???
too cute to eat!
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That’s no samurai. That’s the helmet/visor combo of Char Aznable, a major character from the Gundam anime series!
Wow, didn’t expect to run into another Gundam fan here! So would that make this guy Char Catznable? ?
Sadly, the idea of sudden death in an envelope reminds me of anthrax being sent through the emails. Not cute at all. But kitty is cute, and origami is impressive.
Think of it as sudden death *from* an envelope, not *in* it, Ricky’ s Mom. That makes it entirely cute again, at least for me.
I do regret any unpleasant associations. They weren’t my intention, of course, but nonetheless I should be sensitive to the possibility that something I write could be taken more than one way.