All You Need is Glove

You know how when you get a new pair of work gloves, they’re kind of stiff until you’ve used them for a while? If you have a wombat in the house, that’s not an issue.

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34 thoughts on “All You Need is Glove

  1. Duckie ? June 28, 2017 / 2:02 pm

    Once again, I want a wombat.

    • Murray C June 28, 2017 / 2:28 pm

      Oh, me, too. If for no other reason than to soften up my work gloves. I wasn’t expecting the circular movement – that was my first guffaw – many followed. Wombat 1, glove goose egg.

    • tara June 28, 2017 / 5:30 pm

      sigh. me three.

  2. Dana June 28, 2017 / 2:03 pm

    ….Now whip it
    Into shape
    Shape it up
    Get straight……..

    • 6rabbits June 28, 2017 / 4:29 pm

      ?

    • debg June 28, 2017 / 10:04 pm

      I was actually hearing music from Flashdance in my head.

  3. Gigi the cat lady June 28, 2017 / 2:26 pm

    If it fits, you must whip it!

      • Smartypants June 28, 2017 / 4:32 pm

        …or perhaps a tiny red fez?

  4. Doug June 28, 2017 / 3:31 pm

    Beat that glove into submission !!

  5. 6rabbits June 28, 2017 / 4:34 pm

    When he stopped the first time, my immediate thought was, “Well, it’s dead now!” ?
    That is some violent head-whipping! He’s gonna get a headache!
    ———-
    Just checked the garage. There is no wombat softening my garden gloves. *pouts*

  6. -J June 28, 2017 / 4:35 pm

    WEEEeee got a thing we call wombat glove. . . . .
    *with apologies to Golden Earring

  7. Caz June 28, 2017 / 5:07 pm

    “i whip my glove back and forth, i whip my glove back and forth (just whip it) i whip my glove back and forth, i whip my glove back and forth (whip it real good)”

    Perhaps Mr Wombat can cover Willow Smiths tune, it would be an improvement 😉

    • Murray C June 28, 2017 / 8:14 pm

      I always picture Julia Child singing that song.

  8. Duckie ? June 28, 2017 / 5:55 pm

    Naughty thoughts wandering thru my mind…

  9. Faye June 28, 2017 / 6:18 pm

    That’s one happy Wombat, hands down.

    It’s the roundness that gets me. No necks!

  10. Amyliz June 28, 2017 / 7:04 pm

    I don’t understand how people come to have pet wombats, but I envy them! This particular wombat is showing that glove who is boss in that household!

    • Murray C June 28, 2017 / 8:13 pm

      I recognize the woman’s voice and she’s a certified wildlife rehabilitator – dear little wombat isn’t a pet.

      • Smartypants June 28, 2017 / 8:28 pm

        Yes, I think this is ACT Wildlife Australia…? They do great work.

  11. fkaWaldenPond June 28, 2017 / 7:34 pm

    why are you hitting yourself…why are you hitting yourself… slappity-slap-slap.. why are you hitting yourself..

    • Amyliz June 28, 2017 / 7:50 pm

      Oh my goodness…as the youngest of five children, the “Why are you hitting yourself?” routine was inflicted on me on a regular basis! I have, however, forgiven my siblings because they turned out to be pretty cool adults!

      • fkaWaldenPond June 28, 2017 / 8:48 pm

        I think this is the second time (perhaps third) that I brought up the ‘routine’ that was inflicted on me– so I evidently have not recovered. 😀 😉

      • Caz June 28, 2017 / 8:51 pm

        The youngest of 4 here, it was a regular thing 😉

        • fkaWaldenPond June 28, 2017 / 11:22 pm

          Guantanamo?!?! Are you employing this technique??!

          • Duckie ? June 29, 2017 / 12:23 am

            Which one? Why are you hitting yourself, or getting the hoohah beaten out of you by a wombat with a work glove?

            • fkaWaldenPond June 29, 2017 / 11:48 am

              The hitting yourself one– people would want to be in Guantanamo, purposely get placed in there so they could get beaten by wombat wielding a work glove. Not a deterrent.

  12. Alice Shortcake June 29, 2017 / 4:14 am

    I have two pairs of new work gloves in urgent need of softening.

    *checks contents of piggy bank*

    Damnation. If only Australia was a bit closer to Yorkshire.

  13. Caz June 29, 2017 / 8:38 am

    Does this mean he’s challenging himself to a duel?

    • Faye June 29, 2017 / 9:34 am

      Hahaha!

    • Murray C June 29, 2017 / 11:55 am

      Yes – garden gloves at 40 paces. Thwackety-thwack.

      • Faye June 29, 2017 / 12:16 pm

        En garde(n)!?

        • Murray C June 29, 2017 / 5:47 pm

          Touche!

          • Faye June 29, 2017 / 6:35 pm

            No touche the Wombat!

            • Murray C June 29, 2017 / 11:02 pm

              ??

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