You know how when you get a new pair of work gloves, they’re kind of stiff until you’ve used them for a while? If you have a wombat in the house, that’s not an issue.
You know how when you get a new pair of work gloves, they’re kind of stiff until you’ve used them for a while? If you have a wombat in the house, that’s not an issue.
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Once again, I want a wombat.
Oh, me, too. If for no other reason than to soften up my work gloves. I wasn’t expecting the circular movement – that was my first guffaw – many followed. Wombat 1, glove goose egg.
sigh. me three.
….Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight……..
?
I was actually hearing music from Flashdance in my head.
If it fits, you must whip it!
And now I can’t shake the image of Johnnie Cochran wearing a red flowerpot hat. :O
…or perhaps a tiny red fez?
Beat that glove into submission !!
When he stopped the first time, my immediate thought was, “Well, it’s dead now!” ?
That is some violent head-whipping! He’s gonna get a headache!
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Just checked the garage. There is no wombat softening my garden gloves. *pouts*
WEEEeee got a thing we call wombat glove. . . . .
*with apologies to Golden Earring
“i whip my glove back and forth, i whip my glove back and forth (just whip it) i whip my glove back and forth, i whip my glove back and forth (whip it real good)”
Perhaps Mr Wombat can cover Willow Smiths tune, it would be an improvement 😉
I always picture Julia Child singing that song.
Naughty thoughts wandering thru my mind…
That’s one happy Wombat, hands down.
It’s the roundness that gets me. No necks!
I don’t understand how people come to have pet wombats, but I envy them! This particular wombat is showing that glove who is boss in that household!
I recognize the woman’s voice and she’s a certified wildlife rehabilitator – dear little wombat isn’t a pet.
Yes, I think this is ACT Wildlife Australia…? They do great work.
why are you hitting yourself…why are you hitting yourself… slappity-slap-slap.. why are you hitting yourself..
Oh my goodness…as the youngest of five children, the “Why are you hitting yourself?” routine was inflicted on me on a regular basis! I have, however, forgiven my siblings because they turned out to be pretty cool adults!
I think this is the second time (perhaps third) that I brought up the ‘routine’ that was inflicted on me– so I evidently have not recovered. 😀 😉
The youngest of 4 here, it was a regular thing 😉
Guantanamo?!?! Are you employing this technique??!
Which one? Why are you hitting yourself, or getting the hoohah beaten out of you by a wombat with a work glove?
The hitting yourself one– people would want to be in Guantanamo, purposely get placed in there so they could get beaten by wombat wielding a work glove. Not a deterrent.
I have two pairs of new work gloves in urgent need of softening.
*checks contents of piggy bank*
Damnation. If only Australia was a bit closer to Yorkshire.
Does this mean he’s challenging himself to a duel?
Hahaha!
Yes – garden gloves at 40 paces. Thwackety-thwack.
En garde(n)!?
Touche!
No touche the Wombat!
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