Tee Many Martoonies

Not That Mike The Other Mike

“I (hic!) jusht shtopped inna the Bow Wow Room for a little hair of the human, if you catsh my driff, an’ then this Weimeramma… Whomerumma… big grey dog walksh in an’ shays ‘My wife had puppies! Drinks are on me!’ When I ashk him how many puppies an’ he shays twelve, an’ I says I’ll drink to each one! An’ thash the lash thing I remember.”

That many puppies, it was easier jusht to wear the martoony glass.

Via Petful.com.

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20 thoughts on “Tee Many Martoonies”

  1. Dubravkamcvmd August 3, 2017 / 8:09 am

    I’d love to visit the Bow Wow Room. Sounds like a great place with a fun crowd

  2. Doug August 3, 2017 / 8:09 am

    The Cone of (hic) Shame ?

    Nay … The name is hound, James Hound ..

    And when you make the ‘Martoonie’ .. Just please .. Stirred, not shaken please.

  3. allein ? August 3, 2017 / 8:35 am

    I like that they included the shaker. Nice touch.

    • allein ? August 3, 2017 / 8:49 am

      CO is blocked at work because apparently our system thinks it’s streaming video…

      • Ricky's Mom August 3, 2017 / 9:20 am

        Something to look forward to when you get home? Hint: Commentary by NTMTOM. 🙂

        • allein ? August 3, 2017 / 9:30 am

          That’s what my tablet is for. 😉

          I miss 260Oakley and her superb (su-purr-b?) punning.

          • fkaWaldenPond August 3, 2017 / 12:00 pm

            Me too, I wonder who, where she is.

            • Ricky's Mom August 3, 2017 / 1:28 pm

              I hope she’s well and happy, wherever she may be.

  5. Gigi the cat lady August 3, 2017 / 8:55 am

    I’ve been there puppy, take a doggy aspirin and drink lots of water and you’ll be OK.

  6. Brouhaha August 3, 2017 / 9:03 am

    Thasha big martoonie. Ish their hoomum making gin in the tub?

    • allein ? August 3, 2017 / 9:16 am

      Is his hoomum Miss Hannigan?

      • Duckie ? August 3, 2017 / 11:02 am

        No. She’s not zoned for dogs.

        • allein ? August 3, 2017 / 12:08 pm

          Dumb dog, why are you following me?

  7. Murray C August 3, 2017 / 10:58 am

    I care not what thinkle may peep.

    • Ricky's Mom August 3, 2017 / 1:29 pm

      Martini Peeps? The mind boggleth.

      • Duckie ? August 3, 2017 / 5:05 pm

        And the stomach turneth.

        • Ricky's Mom August 3, 2017 / 6:19 pm

          Yes, indeedy.

        • Murray C August 3, 2017 / 7:47 pm

          Ah, that well known soap opera, “As the Stomach Turns”. (the updated version)

          • Faye August 3, 2017 / 8:24 pm

            My favorite.

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