Cartoon Biology Explained

Due to various physiological factors, the cartoon digestive system affects the mind in profound and startling ways. In humans, a need for food produces a pain stimulus in the brain that we recognize as hunger, but in cartoon characters the effect is more severe. In cases of extreme hunger, the cartoon mind may hallucinate that a close friend or family pet has transformed into food, such as a whole roasted chicken.

You know, I don’t think you’re fully committed to this gag.

Submitted by Sharon H., who is beginning to resemble a double cheeseburger with fries and a chocolate shake.

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8 thoughts on “Cartoon Biology Explained

  1. Faye October 6, 2017 / 11:10 am

    Shouldn’t that label say Very Untraditional Whole Roasted Chicken?

    This made me laugh out loud.
    Personally I enjoy my Rotisserie Catchicken with the lemon + nip flavoring!

    • Clairdelune October 6, 2017 / 12:52 pm

      Don’t forget a sprinkling of Kitty Treats. Hairballs are optional.

  2. Emsthemonster October 6, 2017 / 11:25 am

    What a beautiful orange container for a whole roasted chicken. At this end of the world it is packaged in a lot more boring way. 🙁

  3. Duckie ? October 6, 2017 / 11:40 am

    It’s Garfield!
    And he frequently sees Jon and the others as food. Odie apparently does a great turkey leg.

  4. allein ? October 6, 2017 / 12:33 pm

    It’s lunchtime and now I’m extra hungry and the cafeteria has nothing good. 🙁

  5. Clairdelune October 6, 2017 / 12:57 pm

    Catchicken does not look at all pleased. The would-be diner better watch out

    • Smartypants October 6, 2017 / 2:29 pm

      Yes – that look says “I’m humoring you, hoomin!”

  6. fkaWaldenPond October 7, 2017 / 12:46 am

    Ok Debby-Down-Voters– there is so much to be down about these days and in the grand scheme of things this is not one of them. Peeps, giggle and smile when you can and tritely noted– choose your battles.

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