Gentle reader, this space sets aside its usual japes and witticisms to discuss a matter that has been too long in the shadows: visually impaired horses. Unable to work or care for themselves, such unfortunate creatures once met with unspeakable cruelty, but at Shady Acres Ranch we give these magnificent animals round-the-clock care to help them enjoy life to the fullest. Your tax-deductible contribution will let us continue our work, so that blind horses may live their days in dignity and respect–all right, who did that?!
We just want what’s breast for them, Sharon H.
Ahhh yes, my favourite corny childhood joke-‘What do you call a bra strung up between two trees? A booby-trap!’
I’ve seen horses with blinders on but not exactly THIS kind!! Wonder if Hooters supplies these.
Practical AND stylish! 😀
hmm .. When did Victoria’s Secret get a Equine division ?
The blonde horse is especially pretty with the blue bra!
I have been looking for the black dotted one for years in my size at a reasonable price, I understand now who bought them all 🙂
How did you get pictures of my friends and me from last Saturday?!
Your eyes were covered at the time, so you didn’t see me take the picture. 😉
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Darn. You’d think I’d have learned my lesson after that incident with the stretch pants.
Ha!
Scandalous!
Snortlaffing here. What is it about bras that’s so inherently funny?
Snorts aside,
Is there a real reason as to why horses would need their eyes covered?
I looked it up while I was writing this, and sometimes there is a need. Some horses are given a mesh blindfold that protects the eyes from insects but still allows them to see. Also, there are blinkers for working horses to prevent them from being startled by things on either side.
Somehow I don’t think that these satin t-shirt bras allow a lot of vision!
Love how they coordinated the bras with the leads
Oh, good eye – I didn’t even notice that detail!
Strange yes, as you would think they would want to keep abreast of every situation.
curious about the down votes. It’s such blatant silliness – seems harmless to me.
And the title sent me into paroxysms of titters.
I think it’s reverse sexism.
Let’s muzzle a horse with a jockstrap for puerile amusement too.
Don’t think I’d go that far – just the concept is enough.
Busted!
Titters! 😀
Snerk
Nipped in the bud.
Such a handful!
Lol! You win. I can’t touch that. ?