Maru Hits the Bottom of the Bucket

Not That Mike The Other Mike

The newspaper headlines on my desk squawked in panic: “KFC Hit By Chicken Shortage!” “Stores Shuttered as Birds Fly Coop!” Was this mysterious disappearance a simple cluck-up — or did some dirty bird commit fowl play? I knew there was only one greasy gumshoe with the giblets to get to the bottom of this capon caper, and that was me.

Tune in for more of “Detective Maru” via John B. and Andrew Y.

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20 thoughts on “Maru Hits the Bottom of the Bucket”

  1. Smartypants February 22, 2018 / 8:33 am

    “Gumshoe? Sounds messy – you’re going to clean my paws afterwards, right?”

    • Murray C February 22, 2018 / 4:41 pm

      Is this what they mean when they talk about “Film Mrowr”???

      • Faye February 22, 2018 / 6:20 pm

        Hahaha!

  2. allein ? February 22, 2018 / 8:42 am

    We’re gonna need a bigger bucket!

  3. Doug February 22, 2018 / 9:12 am

    That chicken looks a might furry .. I prefer Extra Crispy anyway

  4. Gigi The cat lady February 22, 2018 / 9:43 am

    Maru is not the only one, eve superhero felines can’t help wanting to sit in boxes.

    • allein ? February 22, 2018 / 9:50 am

      lol…I saw this floating around facebook the last few days but I couldn’t find it on google images to post here (and I was too lazy to deal with copying it and making it small enough to upload).

    • fkaWaldenPond February 22, 2018 / 12:48 pm

      Ahh! 🙂 Btw, I saw the movie yesterday and really liked it– and note, I am pretty well over the whole superpower movie genre. It is a really good stand alone and love, love how all the women in it are so strong. 🙂 Worth going to see in the theatre!

  5. Alice Shortcake February 22, 2018 / 10:28 am

    You put your left paw in, your left paw out,
    In, out, in, out, shake it all about,
    You do the Deep-Fried Chicken and you turn about,
    That’s what it’s all about!

    • allein ? February 22, 2018 / 10:31 am

      The Chicken Dance meets the Hokey Pokey. Coming soon to a wedding reception near you.

      • Alice Shortcake February 22, 2018 / 10:37 am

        The possibility of being dragged into silly dances is one of the reasons I never attend wedding receptions.

        • allein ? February 22, 2018 / 11:00 am

          My friend vetoed the macarena and electric slide at her wedding.

          The DJ played the cha-cha slide for like 10 minutes.

    • Murray C February 22, 2018 / 4:42 pm

      Suppose the Hokey Pokey really IS what it’s all about?

  6. Gigi The cat lady February 22, 2018 / 10:42 am

    I love how Maru pushes on the bucket to try and make it bigger to fit all of him.
    I sometimes do the same move on my T-shirt so they don’t cling to my big belly ?

    • dubravkamcvmd February 22, 2018 / 11:22 am

      I too loved that. I thought hmmm….tool-making next?

  8. Juno February 22, 2018 / 11:40 am

    Nice string of puns, there, NOMTOM. I’d say you deserve the Pullet Surprise.

  9. tagathax February 22, 2018 / 12:20 pm

    What a great illustration of the words ‘system error!’ In-out-in-out-in-out-in-out-aaaaarghhh!!!

    As soon as His Roundness accepts that One Paw Does Not Fit Everywhere, he’s back to his usual zen.

  10. Pamela Sinclair February 22, 2018 / 3:14 pm

    Um…KFC, my “bucket of kitten” seems to be missing a wing! 😀

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