We Whap Because We Care

“You young ones, you do not understand the old ways. We do not terrorize the dog because it is fun, but because we must. Dog is not smart, as we are. Dog is too trusting. Dog eats until he bursts. We have been given dominion over Dog to protect him from himself. Without Cat to control him, Dog would not survive.”

“Fine, but can’t I enjoy whapping him anyway?” (Via Imgur)
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5 thoughts on “We Whap Because We Care

  1. allein ? March 8, 2018 / 8:47 am

    I think my favorite this in this picture is the shadow of the tail on the wall.

  2. Faye March 8, 2018 / 10:09 am

    Kitten is not quite fully indoctrinated. Would still consider benignly playing with dog. That won’t last long.

  3. ffleur2 March 8, 2018 / 10:36 am

    That sage older cat looks like a cougar! And looks like he is thinking nefarious thoughts. Run kitty, run. Or rather, run doggie, run!

  4. Wuyizidi March 8, 2018 / 10:41 am

    Oof, unfiltered cat judgement is harsh, but true.

  5. Gigi The cat lady March 8, 2018 / 10:57 am

    Reminds me of the Dear Kitten commercial.




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