A Bear-Faced Lie

“Gracious good morning to you, ma’am. We are Cub Scouts doing a hiking in this area to earn merit badges, and today we are trying to earn our badge in, ah… pantry organization. Yeah, that’s it. Many people don’t realize this, but proper organization of a pantry can make cooking more enjoyable while preventing household accidents, so if you’ll just give us ten minutes alone in your kitchen, I think you’ll be very impressed with the difference.”

“The fur? Oh, that’s the new Cub Scout uniform, ma’am.” (Pleated Jeans)

Seems legit to me, Sharon H.

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12 thoughts on “A Bear-Faced Lie

  1. Muppet2171 May 24, 2018 / 11:24 am

    It’s not a TOTAL lie…I mean, they will very likely be impressed with the results. Not necessarily in a good way, but definitely impressed! ?

  2. Kar May 24, 2018 / 11:37 am

    I am getting a bad vibe from the scout on the right. More like a jd/ reform school reject.

    • fkaWaldenPond May 24, 2018 / 12:18 pm

      Do you think he smokes cigarettes behind the gymnasium?

  3. Faye May 24, 2018 / 1:14 pm

    Obviously the brown bear is front man, front bear. That other one looks like a “made bear”. Is his last name Soprano?

    • Murray C. May 24, 2018 / 9:43 pm

      Good Bear, Bad Bear?

  4. allein ? May 24, 2018 / 1:51 pm

    I dunno, my kitchen’s such a mess I might risk it. They can’t do much worse…

  5. sugitomo May 24, 2018 / 1:52 pm

    Do you think the left-bear is like “Shhh…let me do the talking..”?

  6. Ricky's Mom May 24, 2018 / 5:25 pm

    A gracious good morning to you …

    One ringy-dingy, two ringy-dingy anyone?

    • Faye May 24, 2018 / 6:25 pm

      Ahhhh I saw those live.

      • Murray C. May 24, 2018 / 9:47 pm

        Faye! You mean you were in the studio audience?

    • Murray C. May 24, 2018 / 9:44 pm

      ???

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