Daphne stared longingly at the flowing white dress in the shop window. “If only I could fit into a beautiful dress like that,” she thought. Alas, she was a little husky.
I’ll be here all week, Sharon H.
Daphne stared longingly at the flowing white dress in the shop window. “If only I could fit into a beautiful dress like that,” she thought. Alas, she was a little husky.
I’ll be here all week, Sharon H.
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Can’t say “good dog” without a head, either.
The commenters on Imgur might have you beat, Mike.
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PickleScratcher: How much is that lady in the window. The one with no arms and no head.
UndercoverDumbledore: How much is that lady in the window? I do hope for her sake she’s dead.
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PolkaBrat: Dreams of Holy Malamutramony.
KN333: Don’t you mean muttramony?
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Inja: As a guy, I stop at wedding shop windows and imagine how I can be seeing one of those dresses walking down the isle towards me [allein: aww]
SystemofaDowntonAbbey: Mannequin strapped to a roomba?
Yeah, I read a few of those and knew I was outclassed. ๐
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Never.
Not outclassed. Others may have clever lines, even other cutetropolis fans, but NTMTOM, youโre still the master of wit and quirkiness. I liked your husky reference.
This one was good, but “DorkBeast” made me snort! And that doesn’t happen often with my dry sense of humor. Your commentaries are always spot on!
Besides, we love YOU, Mike.
Aww, thanks everyone! ?
nah, that Husky comment tops my listing.
Perfect punch line.
Don’t about being a little husky, honey. That’s what seamstresses are for!
She’ll definitely need to have it hemmed, at least. Just a few feet off the skirt, no biggie.
So often in life, one needs to take a moment to paws and reflect on what might have been…
I feel your pain, Daphne.
*sucks in gut*