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Does he have a newsletter I can subscribe to?
Sounds like Felix listened to Steve Martin
“Do you want to know how you can make a million dollars and not pay any taxes?
First….you make a million dollars.
Then…you don’t pay any taxes!”
Enrollment fee? ALL YOUR MUNEEZ! That’s how I make my muneez!
Oh, so you’ve taken the seminar already.
?
Yes, but more muneez more problems. Muneez is the root of all evil right?
Luckily for you, and others similarly afflicted with having too much muneez, I, Baguan Dollar Bill, is capable and ready to take on the spiritual burden on your behalf. Just give all your muneez to me, and that will set your spirit free – that’s True Financial Freedom ™.
Don’t you worry, everything will be taken care of. Your beloved baguan will then convert those evil muneez into beautiful Rolls Royces of every color. And all you have to do is wash them as part of your daily spiritual practice.
Are we sure this isn’t Mewsy Orman?
WINNAH!!! 😀 😀 😀
Hahahahaha.
Bernie Meowdoff? I thought he was serving time at the Federal Feral Lockup.
Then it must be Mewl Osteen.
Yup.
Warren Friskies Buffet?
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