This happy, slightly goofy mutt
Sports a large majestic floofy butt
A posterior superior
To any dog exterior
I challenge hound or terrier
To match this sumptuous derrière
In fact, I could even make the case
These ‘tocks might be seen from space
“It’s my own picture of my own dog’s rump!” says sender-inner Mollie F.
So, is he responsible for the gravitational anomalies Planetary Maintenance is has been telling us about?
Yup, due to the tidal effects of the full moon.
*applause*
Anyone else trying to sing this to Major-General’s Song???
Well, I am now!!
I heard the tune of “Baby got back.”
Those tocks are spec-tock-ular!
And to give you another but totally different ear worm:
I like big tocks and I cannot lie
Dog’s Own Rump – band name!
I was seriously wishing for more Tocktober posts this morning. It’s great how Mike can read my mind. And SUCH tocks!
And yet the TOCK is ticking.
Love the grin!