Mr. Internet Tough Guy

Not That Mike The Other Mike 
Star Trek fans are lame Star Wars is teh best. Han Solo could totally beat up Kirk because Kirk would be all "we come in peace" and Solo would be all pew pew pew I shot first your dead. Your such a looser I dare you to say that to my face because I know kung fu and mad samurai skilz you dont wanna mess with me
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16 thoughts on “Mr. Internet Tough Guy”

  1. Muppet2171 February 26, 2019 / 3:29 pm

    Wearing a red shirt in a Star Trek debate can be dangerous, pupper. Come over to my place and I’ll hide you…with snuggles.

  2. Amy February 26, 2019 / 3:32 pm

    I love him!

  3. Faye February 26, 2019 / 3:35 pm

    Don’t worry. Be happy!

  4. allein ? February 26, 2019 / 3:36 pm

    *you’re
    *loser
    *boop

    PS a real internet troll would have written “we come in piece”
    This pupper doesn’t faze me.

    • Dulcie February 26, 2019 / 4:24 pm

      Also: “star Trek” and “Star wars”. Must randomly capitalize random words. tsk Tsk mike we seen Right threw u.

  5. LunaChickFringe February 26, 2019 / 4:03 pm

    OMG. Spot. On. I’m dying.

  6. Ricky's Mom February 26, 2019 / 4:33 pm

    Yeah, yeah, yeah, very clever and all …

    But that FACE! That puppeh FACE!

    Believe it or not, I attended the first three Star Trek conventions (at a hotel that no longer really exists), and called myself A Trekker Not A Trekkie. I still treasure the memory of the original series. I also enjoyed the first and third Star Wars movies (I don’t think I ever saw the second). And then … I dunno, I stopped living with my parents?

    Oh, that FACE! (MUPPET2171 is right about that red shirt, though.)

  7. Leigh February 26, 2019 / 4:41 pm

    LOVE the shirt!!!

  8. ^oo^ February 26, 2019 / 7:44 pm

    hey dude, i know Tie chee. u will be laffing so hard u will wet yourself.

  9. Smartypants February 26, 2019 / 8:34 pm

    So much nerd. So much teeth. Wow.

  10. debg February 26, 2019 / 8:43 pm

    Sweet derpy baby. And do watch out for the red shirt!

    If you folks haven’t read John Scalzi’s novel Redshirts, I highly recommend it. I think Will Wheaton reads the audiobook. Freaking hilarious.

  11. Kar February 26, 2019 / 11:58 pm

    He has teeth like a Ferengi. Or Jabba’s rancor, pick your fandom.

    • fkaWaldenPond February 27, 2019 / 9:28 am

      Oh ya! Ferengi for sure.

  12. N. Fritz February 27, 2019 / 7:22 am

    James Tiberius Kirk will be born March 22, 2228 in Riverside, Iowa, about 12 miles from where I grew up. They have a TrekFest (http://trekfest.org) and stars of the original series used to attend. William Shatner also staged a reality show (Invasion Iowa) there and trolled the good people of Riverside, including a former classmate of mine. What Shatner does to make amends to the town will leave you cursing the onion cutting ninjas!

  13. Blue Footed Booby February 27, 2019 / 9:17 am

    EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

    • Blue Footed Booby February 27, 2019 / 9:18 am

      But seriously: I want to hung that snaggle-toothed cuddle machine.

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