You Cookie Monster

“Oh, that’s perfect! (giggle) Now, slap a little vanilla frosting on it so that it looks like me, and then (snicker) and then take it out to the dog with this really sad look on your face (chortle, pfft) and tell him (snerk) ‘I’m sorry, but he fell into the mixing bowl!’ (hee hee hee) And then (oh this is rich) and then you hand him the cookie! (BAH hah hah hee hee hoo hoo hoo can’t wait to see the look on his face!)”

Somebody needs to film this for posterity.
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23 thoughts on “You Cookie Monster

  1. allein 🐾 April 9, 2019 / 8:22 am

    Huh, I guess C is actually for cat…

    Oh well, good enough for me!

    • JenDeyan April 9, 2019 / 8:26 am

      I love the disco version of that.




  2. JenDeyan April 9, 2019 / 8:23 am

    Someone has been watching his Looney Tunes.




    • dubravkamcvmd April 9, 2019 / 8:27 am

      Wow I’m hugely impressed that you could come up with that! Is there a Google search term or did you remember this?

      • JenDeyan April 9, 2019 / 9:12 am

        I do remember seeing the cartoon when I was a kid. I just searched “looney tunes dog” on youtube and it immediately popped up 7 different suggestions, one of which was “looney tunes dog and kitten cookie”. Apparently, a lot of people remember this cartoon.

      • Alice Shortcake April 9, 2019 / 9:13 am

        It’s an old favourite from the days of Cute Overload.

    • N. Fritz April 9, 2019 / 9:39 am

      I just came here to post the same thing… you beat me to it, Jendeyan!

  3. debg April 9, 2019 / 9:14 am

    Cats are natural pranksters.

    Jendeyan, your memory amazes me!

  4. Dulcie April 9, 2019 / 12:02 pm

    The Eternal Sunshine of Mike’s Cat Mind.

  5. Duckie πŸ₯ April 9, 2019 / 12:11 pm

    Just the sort of thing I would do.
    Feeling a bit better, pneumonia-wise. Three days of drugs and sleep might have helped.

    • allein 🐾 April 9, 2019 / 12:13 pm

      Glad you’re doing better.

    • Kar April 9, 2019 / 12:18 pm

      glad that you’re feeling better but suggest that you roll over and let your body continue to heal.

      the cute will be here.

      • Dulcie April 9, 2019 / 12:30 pm

        But Cute has medicinal qualities!

        • Ricky's Mom April 9, 2019 / 1:28 pm

          That’s true, but so does rest.

          I’ve been told by my doctor not to take long walks for several weeks, and I just have a bad chest cough from a cold. These instructions don’t mesh well with my need to care for and train Bibi, to say nothing of my need (also per my doctor) to lose weight. *sigh*

          Do take, care, Duckie!

          • Dulcie April 9, 2019 / 2:25 pm

            Very true Ricky’s Mom. Anyone who has had pneumonia knows how long it takes and how exhausting it can be. I had it several years ago and it was considered a mild version yet it was ages before I could even stand in the kitchen to prepare a small snack. Walking was out of the question.

        • Duckie πŸ₯ April 9, 2019 / 1:29 pm

          It certainly does. I value the Cute and everyone involved.

    • dubravkamcvmd April 9, 2019 / 12:24 pm

      Good news. Keep resting! With pneumonia, you’ve got a ways to go.

    • debg April 9, 2019 / 3:20 pm

      That’s good to hear. Keep up with your treatment plan.

  6. Duckie πŸ₯ April 9, 2019 / 2:23 pm

    Memo to me: no matter how badly the surgery scar under my lower eyelid aches, do NOT use Deep Heating Rub on it, or I will look like Marc Anthony with the cookie.

  7. Smartypants April 9, 2019 / 4:44 pm

    I was struck by how the “Pixie and Brutus” comics on Bored Panda resemble this series. It seems like he came up with it independently, though.

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