Fakefurter

“Hello, ma’am. I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m looking for my litter of hot dog puppies that ran away. They’re really skinny and travel in a pack, and I’m just so worried about them. If I could just take a quick look in your refrigerator to see if they’re hiding in there…”

dog in hot dog costume
(Stay calm, I think she’s buying it…) (Imgur)
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20 thoughts on “Fakefurter

  1. AJ May 15, 2019 / 1:41 pm

    Uhm yeah, I believe that. And I have a bridge from Brooklyn in my backyard. Now this picture begs the question – is it Halloween or did the owner put him in it to keep him warm while he went out for a potty break? Inquiring minds need to know!!

    Just checked Imgur and the explaination is even funnier than what I thought: “Dog-sitting our in-laws’ boston terrier. He’s so small he can sneak through the fence when he goes outside, so he must wear the escape-proof wiener bun of shame at potty time.” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜„

    • allein 🐾 May 15, 2019 / 1:49 pm

      That is too funny. Look at that face! He’s more than welcome to come check my fridge (though he won’t find any hot dogs in there. I do have some chicken in the freezer.)

    • SoccerSue May 15, 2019 / 3:37 pm

      I wonder if all the neighborhood dogs (and cats) laugh at him.

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom May 15, 2019 / 5:08 pm

      That is priceless! I can’t believe anyone deliberately voted this down. I choose to believe it was an error.

      • Alice Shortcake May 16, 2019 / 4:40 am

        I’ve noticed that at least one person automatically votes down any photo of an animal wearing clothes or a costume.

    • JenDeyan May 15, 2019 / 5:29 pm

      Thanks for doing the leg work on that one! Ha!

    • Amyliz May 16, 2019 / 7:59 am

      That is adorably hilarious! Or should that be hilariously adorable?

    • Blue Footed Booby May 16, 2019 / 9:21 am

      I’ve seen people tie a wooden spoon to a chihuahua’s collar for the same reason. Cheaper than a new fence, easier than nailing chicken wire everywhere!

      • AJ May 16, 2019 / 12:31 pm

        Now that is pretty funny!

      • Smartypants May 16, 2019 / 6:04 pm

        The most ingenious thing I’ve seen in a while is the owners who fixed up their blind dog with a hula hoop to keep him from running into things.

  2. Kar May 15, 2019 / 4:51 pm

    I would love to see some puppies in “pigs in a blanket” costume.

    • allein 🐾 May 15, 2019 / 4:54 pm

      Like this?

      πŸ˜‰

      • Cheryl S May 15, 2019 / 5:39 pm

        I would have to preserve those – way too cute to eat.

    • allein 🐾 May 15, 2019 / 8:25 pm

      Ooh, I forgot about this one..

      • Ricky & Bibi’s Mom May 15, 2019 / 9:26 pm

        Gah. Thunk. Ded.

      • AJ May 15, 2019 / 10:00 pm

        For some reason I think Mike used this picture in one the posts.

        • allein 🐾 May 15, 2019 / 10:11 pm

          I think he might have. I’ve had it in my cute pictures folder for a long time, but I wanted to post the pastry puppies somewhere else and little hot dog came up when I searched for it again (used slightly different wording this time).

        • Not That Mike The Other Mike May 15, 2019 / 10:47 pm

          That’s a golden oldie. If I didn’t use it here, I may have used it on Cute Overload.

        • AJ May 15, 2019 / 11:49 pm

          I found it!!!! From about 3 years ago (God, has this site been going that long?? Eeek)

          Hot Dog Heaven

  3. Dulcie May 16, 2019 / 4:23 am

    OMG πŸ˜‚ “skinny and travel in a pack” ha ha πŸ˜‚!!

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